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The Sarcasm Is Strong With This One

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Un Deux Trois Cat

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Intelligence is The Ability To Adapt

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Dear Algebra, Stop Asking Us To Find Your X

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Ain't Nobody Got Time For That

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They Hate Us Cause They Ain't Us

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National Association of Dyslexics

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I'm Not Awesome, I'm Awe-Everything

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Zero Fox Given

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The Ultimate Writer

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Falling Asleep

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I Use Similes Like A Boss

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Normal People Are Weird

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Hangry Like The Wolf

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Part Unicorn

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There Their They're Thurr

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Donut Or Do Not

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Some Of You Never Learned

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The only thing we have to fear

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After Tuesday Even The Calendar Says WTF

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Stop Exaggerating

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This Town Is Cursed

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I Came. I Saw. I Forgot What I Was Doing.

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Very Good At Bad Decisions

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