When you text someone you text everyone they've ever texted.

I wonder what a dish spoon baby would look like.

A flashing sensation is normal after eating.

Before you make everything "C", make sure it is not a "True" or "False" test.

 I wonder what people did when they thought of new ideas before the light bulb was invented.

 Delivering papers can be hazardous to your health, unless you use cheat codes.

 I like to form evil leagues in my spare time.

It's like Wikipediia for a shirt.

This shirt was made out of a toothpick, a rubber band, and some tin foil.

Conditions are perfect.

Crimes get solved a lot faster when you bring a raptor in to help.

And you never want an angry tiger on your hands.

Leave it to math to prove what we all knew was true from the beginning.

And on that day, my wolf pack increased by one.

Talking food always makes for a good shirt.

Hail to the king baby.

Bacon is so good that C is for bacon too.

Even cooler than Miles Davis.

Living in a shack in the woods can get pretty depressing.

So long and thanks for all the fish t-shirt.

Are you Single? Are you disease free? You're a winner! Why not spell it out? This shirt will be your wingman when you're flying solo. Say goodbye to cheesy pickup lines and let the ladies come to you!

Wanna buy some boondoggle key chains?  I'm trying to raise money for college.  Your mom goes to college...t-shirt.

Perfect for those of us with 8-bit roots, this is the ultimate retro gaming shirt. What's that? You say you don't need 30 lives? Rubbish, you probably still have training wheels.

And I'm off the chart

This shirt is everything yarrrrr gonna need to be a pirate.

Though the pair enjoy many creamy days of tasty goodness, PB & J have also seen their fair share of crunchy times and sticky situations.  As BFF's, they stick together through it all.

You can't tell, but that shark is in the middle of doing a back flip.

Even light is afraid of ninjas.  That is why they are always in the dark.

If you're gonna sleepover, I call top.

Spell check said something was wrong with the phrase on this design, but I don't see anything

BEARS!  They are godless killing machines.  Stephen Colbert taught me this.  Thanks Mr. Colbert.  I could have easily walked right up to pet one.

I prefer Granny Smith apples, they have fewer fangs.

Its a fast enough ship for you, old man

Legend has it that the kid who first thought of the comeback, "after a while crocodile," is now a Pulitzer Prize winning novelist.

People get these things when they are babies and think they are cute, but they grow up and get mean.

The sad part is if they didn't eat so much candy this kind of thing wouldn't happen.

We will we will rock you.

I like to picture Jesus in a tuxedo T-Shirt because it says I want to be formal, but I'm here to party.

I feel the need, the need for teddy bears.

Remember kids, make them give you the candy BEFORE you get in the car.

With a shirt like this, who needs pants?

Rule 76. No excuses. Play like a champion.

Oh wait, they're not?  Sorry, my mistake.

I know it.  You know it.  Now let the world know the truth, n3rd.

When the King wants to party, he gets royally wasted.

I'm just the best there is - I wake up in the morning and piss excellence.  No one can hang with my stuff.

This must be why the mouse for my computer won't eat any of the cheese I buy it.

Betcha didn't know that Zeus was in the T-Birds

Please note: the images on this shirt are not to scale.

Come on, he looks cuddly