Bacon bits can even make bacon better

For those times you feel the need to express your general lack of care about a subject.

Liking things, like a boss.

I find your lack of physics....disturbing.

This is how long my beard gets 5 minutes after I shave.

Long beard barbarian hat

The hat for those who forgot to shave.

We are not responsible for any cookies that are lost to this hat

This hat made from real Yeti

There would be more unicorns around if they weren't so delicious

A hat so cute that all your other sock monkey hats will be jealous

Wearing this hat will make you look taller

Koalas are vicious and cute

Fact: True barbarians are born with beards this length

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I challenge you to find a beard more manly than this one

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If you've been good maybe Santa will bring you a beard for Christmas

Sometimes you just have to go out and pillage.

For when you want people to see how bad-ass you are from a distance.

Want to look like a lumberjack but can't? Beardhead to the rescue!